Weight shouldn’t matter, life is about being yourself and staying true to the real you.
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It’s sandwich day.
Hula Teacher: *Gives her weird look*
Lilo: *Sigh* Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich…
Hula Teacher: Pudge” is a fish?
Lilo: And todayyyy we were out of peanuttt butterrr. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said “a tuuunaa sandwich”. I can’t give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fishhhhh?Lilo: IT’SSSSS FISHHHH! IF I GAVE PUDGE TUNA, I’D BE AN ABOMINATIONNNNN! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ‘CAUSE ALLLLL WE HAVE IS… IS… STINKIN’ TUNA!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.FTW
Do you know who that picture is of ? That’s Marilyn Monroe. They’ve considered her the most beautiful women in the world. She’s gorgeous, and beautiful, right ? But look at her stomach. Is it completley flat ? Does she not have love handles or, perfect long skinny legs ? No. She dosn’t. And wanna know something ? Her pants size, was a size 9. She wasn’t some fucking 00 or 1. She had CURVES. You all worry about your pants size, and your weight when, in reality, who cares ? Why not live your life and be happy instead of counting calories in your head ? Trying to “Be skinny” ? You think losing weight it going to automatically make you feel better ? It wont. No magical fairy is gonna come flying outta the fucking wood work, declaring, “You’re now offically hott ! Boys love you now ! You can be accepted by society !” No. Utter, bullshit. You’re fucking beautiful ; it’s society thats fucked. Love yourself, because if you cant love yourself, you cant love anybody, or anything else. Be free, and be happy. Fuck what the media says, you want that double cheese-burger with bacon ? GO FOR IT. Until your weight starts to affect your health, you’re perfectly fine to eat what you please. ♥
